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Late Night Watches Trump’s Supreme Court Dreams Shatter


“Yeah, at first, Trump was confused. He thought DACA was the AC/DC cover band opening for his rally in Tulsa.” — JIMMY FALLON

“So dreamers can keep dreaming while Trump’s still having a four-year nightmare.” — JIMMY FALLON

“That’s right, the vote was 5-4. It was the first time Trump was like, ‘Let’s wait and make sure we count all the mail-in ballots. right? Because they count, too, right?’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Man, how many times is the Supreme Court going to shut him down this week? Tomorrow they are going to say, ‘We’re also making it illegal to wear suits that look like trash bags.’” — SETH MEYERS

“It’s crazy that somebody in the White House had to be like, ‘Bad news, Mr. President. Yeah, we don’t get to deport 700,000 Dreamers. Bad news, sorry.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“It was a 5-4 decision. Liberal pinko chief of the patchouli circle Justice John Roberts wrote the majority opinion, and he returned the president’s homework with a note that said, ‘Uh, show your work.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“That’s right, Trump was pretty upset by the decision because he actually did tweet: ‘Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?’ Then minorities, immigrants, scientists, doctors, women, CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times and every former staffer was like, ‘Hey, don’t forget about us!’” — JIMMY FALLON



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